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You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister.

You’ve swallowed a planet! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today.

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I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Did I mention we have comfy chairs? I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! Saving the world with meals on wheels. You’ve swallowed a planet! Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks!

All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship.

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